StrayTats

StrayTats now open in Canada!

2009-03-24T14:58:00.000-07:00

Now all of you valued Strayniacs north of the border are in on the big bash! Though it is long overdue, StrayTats can now ship to Canada . Custom tats for the hockey game? Sure! Do you "heart" New Brunswick? Let everyone know. Need a Canadian flag with your name under it? It's no problem. So pour some maple syrup in the snow and grab a stick, it's party time! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!

And we are not stopping here. We will be adding more and more countries to the StrayTats family. So jump on the horn and tell all your overseas friends and family that soon they will be able to design and purchase their very own custom temporary tattoos in any quantity just like you, only at StrayTats.com!

Top Ten Uses for StrayTats

2009-03-05T15:26:00.000-08:00

Alright Strayniacs, it has come to our attention that some of you would like some cool ideas for things to do with your custom temporary tattoos. So without further ado, we present to you the StrayTats Top Ten!

Top Ten Uses for StrayTats

10. New Job. Cover your arms in huge company logo tattoos. You will have your boss thinking promotion right out of the gate.

9. Identify yourself. The reason football players date cheerleaders, and band kids don't is because everyone knows what position they play on the team. Tat your band instrument across your forehead and watch the dates come rolling in!

8. Emergency swim suit. You don't want to be the only loser not in the pool. Design your very own "tat trunks" covering all the important parts and keep them in your car at all times. The apartment management may not like it, but your friends have paid good money to live there.

7. Guys - Be the footballsiest broham in your fantasy league. Sure your bud may be undefeated and have the number one quarterback, running back, and wide receiver. But show up wearing your self-designed "Harrisburg Renis Pinkles" tribal armband tattoo, and watch him spend the afternoon speaking quietly and avoiding eye contact. Owned.

6. Girls - Popcorn and nail polish night! Your BFFs can giggle and gossip and tell you how much they love your lower back flower design all they want, but try as they might, they can't entirely hide their vicious boiling envy. Let them file your cuticles as you relish in their choked back venom as they roundaboutly try to ask you where you got it. You'll tell them. Just not quite yet.

5. Parties. Don't be a prude, show them your tats!

4. Favorite Band tattoo. These just work better as temporaries. A permanent one may sound like a good idea right now. But when you are old it's going to be hard enough explaining to your grandkids that your sagging, wrinkly frog tattoo didn't used to look half bad, without also having to explain that Silverchair was once really cool.

3. Fake Abs!!!

2. The kids' first day at a new school. Studies show that most bullies designate their victims for the year by the first lunch break. Nothing says “I'm the new kid you don't want to 'F' with” like a forth grader with a giant tattoo.

1. Have you grown apart from you significant other? Tell them in a temporary tattoo! They may be crushed, but they will have to admit it's the most awesome way they have ever been dumped.

Do you have a great use that is not listed on the Top Ten? Tell us with a blog comment! Let's keep it clean, folks.

St. Patrick's Day Temporary Tattoos Design Gallery Now Open!

2009-03-03T17:00:00.000-08:00

You are doing something for St. Patrick's Day, right? C'mon, I know you are. And what could you possibly have planned that would not be a hundred times better with your very own custom St. Patrick's Day Tattoos? Think about it!

Well they are here! Cool St. Patrick's Day designs are just waiting for you to make them into your own custom StrayTats by adding a name or message, or simply wearing the designs as they are. Going to a huge St. Patty's Day bash and need the perfect lower back tribal design with shamrocks? Look no further! Perhaps you need to avoid your seasonal pinchings but all of your green garments are at the dry cleaners. We've got you covered! Or maybe you and the guys are going to the local pub to celebrate the luck o' the Irish by tossing back (perhaps slightly more than) a few. Wear a beer mug tattoo on your arm and just point at it every time you need a refill!

Do you have a great Idea for a tattoo image but don't find it in our gallery? Let us know and we just might add it!

Make your own party a hit by passing out Leprechaun tats with you own clever messages on them, or be the center of attention by showing up wearing your holiday spirit in your birthday suit. Whatever you need for your St. Patrick's Day tattoos, you can make it at StrayTats!

Bulk Discounts

2009-02-06T22:30:00.001-08:00

Your bulk discount is dynamic and grows with your order; the more you order, the more of a discount you get, up to 70% off for orders of 1000, or more, square inches.

The Long-And-Dirty Details

Your bulk discount is calculated from a front-weighted parabolic equation. This simply means that the discounted amount goes up very fast for smaller orders and beings to slow down as it reaches its peak of 70% off.

Remember: If you'd like a quote, simply upload the image in question and select how many you'd like. The price will be displayed for you as you update your order.

Our Blog is Up!

2009-02-06T19:20:00.000-08:00

Here we'll keep you updated on all the new additions to StrayTats as they happen. Feel free to subscribe if you're interested in what we're cooking up!