Alright Strayniacs, it has come to our attention that some of you would like some cool ideas for things to do with your custom temporary tattoos. So without further ado, we present to you the StrayTats Top Ten!
Top Ten Uses for StrayTats
10. New Job. Cover your arms in huge company logo tattoos. You will have your boss thinking promotion right out of the gate.
9. Identify yourself. The reason football players date cheerleaders, and band kids don't is because everyone knows what position they play on the team. Tat your band instrument across your forehead and watch the dates come rolling in!
8. Emergency swim suit. You don't want to be the only loser not in the pool. Design your very own "tat trunks" covering all the important parts and keep them in your car at all times. The apartment management may not like it, but your friends have paid good money to live there.
7. Guys - Be the footballsiest broham in your fantasy league. Sure your bud may be undefeated and have the number one quarterback, running back, and wide receiver. But show up wearing your self-designed "Harrisburg Renis Pinkles" tribal armband tattoo, and watch him spend the afternoon speaking quietly and avoiding eye contact. Owned.
6. Girls - Popcorn and nail polish night! Your BFFs can giggle and gossip and tell you how much they love your lower back flower design all they want, but try as they might, they can't entirely hide their vicious boiling envy. Let them file your cuticles as you relish in their choked back venom as they roundaboutly try to ask you where you got it. You'll tell them. Just not quite yet.
5. Parties. Don't be a prude, show them your tats!
4. Favorite Band tattoo. These just work better as temporaries. A permanent one may sound like a good idea right now. But when you are old it's going to be hard enough explaining to your grandkids that your sagging, wrinkly frog tattoo didn't used to look half bad, without also having to explain that Silverchair was once really cool.
3. Fake Abs!!!
2. The kids' first day at a new school. Studies show that most bullies designate their victims for the year by the first lunch break. Nothing says “I'm the new kid you don't want to 'F' with” like a forth grader with a giant tattoo.
1. Have you grown apart from you significant other? Tell them in a temporary tattoo! They may be crushed, but they will have to admit it's the most awesome way they have ever been dumped.
Do you have a great use that is not listed on the Top Ten? Tell us with a blog comment! Let's keep it clean, folks.